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aliensunite asked about 1 year ago:
Do Aliens alienate you?
Coffeeplease answered 11 months ago:
Why don't you just unban yourself? πŸ€”
SadDragon1 asked over 1 year ago:
DO YOU LIKE OLDER MEN..
Coffeeplease answered over 1 year ago:
YES ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY DONT YELL
Kintsugi_Ken asked almost 2 years ago:
Why am I even asking?
Coffeeplease answered almost 2 years ago:
Because I'm amazing and you'e amazing and and and
Rodnic7 asked almost 2 years ago:
Can I move in with you to be your lotion guy? I promise to take my responsibilities seriously.
Coffeeplease answered almost 2 years ago:
This is a very difficult and very responsible work! Required skills: putting lotion, oil and sunscreen!Β 
gidegidegide asked almost 2 years ago:
Can I date you
Coffeeplease answered almost 2 years ago:
lol no
SIRPE asked over 2 years ago:
Would you consider getting married, moving to California and being my breakfast every morning.?
Coffeeplease answered over 2 years ago:
What are pros for me in this case? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
waffleaviary asked almost 3 years ago:
When will your island get through its waffle iron shortage? (I weep for you all).
Coffeeplease answered almost 3 years ago:
I found the one I want finally!!!! Weee πŸ₯°
Ziffle1 asked almost 3 years ago:
where are you from
Coffeeplease answered almost 3 years ago:
From somewhere in the middle of AtlanticΒ 
Rodnic7 asked almost 3 years ago:
Why?
Coffeeplease answered almost 3 years ago:
Why?Β 
Gir__ asked almost 3 years ago:
Will you ever have nipple piercings?
Coffeeplease answered almost 3 years ago:
No, doesn't look beautiful to me :)
usmc1988cali asked about 3 years ago:
what are boundries for custom video?
Coffeeplease answered almost 3 years ago:
Send me mfc mail with your idea and I will tell you if I'm ok with it πŸ˜‹
Rodnic7 asked about 3 years ago:
Why is your name Nat 4 times? Wouldn't 3 Nat's be more than enough? NatNatNutNut has more flair, just saying. πŸ€”
Coffeeplease answered about 3 years ago:
I found your question!!!
jwayne202121 asked about 3 years ago:
I’ve decided I would like to BE, in the next life, YOUR HANDS. Randal
Coffeeplease answered about 3 years ago:
πŸ˜…πŸ˜…
Kintsugi_Ken asked over 3 years ago:
What the hell even is flan?
Coffeeplease answered about 3 years ago:
It's ew ew ew ew
BobBoabBobBob asked almost 4 years ago:
Would you consider doing to the western hemisphere so I can actually catch you when you are online? And before you say no, just be aware that there is a whole box of pine cones in it for you. Some of them are really big.
Coffeeplease answered almost 4 years ago:
Not my fault you guys have such a strange timezone πŸ˜‚Β 
MavXBot asked about 4 years ago:
When will you get your first real question here?
Coffeeplease answered about 4 years ago:
😝
Kintsugi_Ken asked about 4 years ago:
Can you pick me up from the airport?
Coffeeplease answered about 4 years ago:
Finally good question. NOΒ 
Kintsugi_Ken asked about 4 years ago:
What's your credit card number?
Coffeeplease answered about 4 years ago:
Try better
huevosstorm asked about 4 years ago:
How do you feel about lazers?
Coffeeplease answered about 4 years ago:
:natfu0Β 
MavXBot asked about 4 years ago:
What should we ask you? :p
Coffeeplease answered about 4 years ago:
Good start πŸ˜‚