I am expecting you for company in a bit so trying to get my carpet cleaned it's such a mess. I haven't gotten fully dressed so just in my jeans and a sports bra. I start to vacuum the carpet which always causes my ass crack to hang out showing my plumber's crack but I don't care as I think I'm home alone and no one is there to see. I finish vacuuming and realize there are a ton of spots I'll have to scrub by hand so I grab my spray and a cloth and get to scrubbing. Bending over sitting on my legs exposing my ass crack and barefoot. Suddenly I hear a noise and realize you are standing behind me watching me. I tell you I didn't expect you all here for another 20 minutes and I need to go get dressed but not before realizing you are giving me a funny look....to be continued.