So, what are you waiting for? Pull down those pants, and let's jerk off that little pee-pee. I want to see it squirt. Squirt all of the cum from your little pee pee right into my hands. I already know what you have in there, it's no surprise. Unbutton them. Zip them down. Haha! Is it a little cold in here? Well, I didn't think so, but it looks like you have a little shrinkage problem.  I show you a nice big banana, this is the size of an average man's cock. Well, your little penis is closer to this tiny little carrot dick. Haha! I explain and demonstrate why you need to jerk off your little penis using only two fingers instead of your entire hand like real men do. I put the baby carrot between my legs, and stroke it with my 2 fingers while I make fun of you and tell you how to stroke it.  I have a little surprise for you. My friend and I have decided to go on vacation somewhere, and we want you to come along. Well, you really don't have much of a choice! Can you guess where we are going? It's some place warm... with water.... and sand. Well, I don't want to spoil the fun, but I will tell you that it will be a bit embarrassing for you, and you won't need to pack many clothes! Haha!  After I feel I've humiliated you enough, I start a 10 second cum countdown, and ask you to squirt your baby carrot cum in my hands.