Welcome to Day 1 of Sex Ed 101. We briefly overview the reproductive systems and then move on to talking about consent. At the end of class I tell you that if you have any questions, feel free to come to my office to discuss. You come in and confess that you... have never had a sexual experience with anyone. You're nervous and embarrassed but I assure you that it's completely normal and that when you find someone you want to be intimate with, everything will make sense. You admit that you do have a very specific type of woman that you like and it happens to be women who are older than you. You try to come on to me but I remind you that we're in a professional atmosphere and that, as your teacher, that's a boundary I can not cross. You leave my office visibly annoyed and frustrated. You return a little later with a piece of paper for me. You're... transferring? Out of my class? Why? So you can fuck me?? Fine. Meet me after school ends and I'll teach you all about the things you've been missing.