You won't be missed. That's why I picked you. I could tell you're a loser with no friends. I can always pick them out. Of course I love eating people with lives that matter, but I always get a kick out of knowing that no one will really miss you if you're gone. Your whole life was pretty meaningless until there was me. Now, you'll have a purpose and be able to live a worthwhile life for however long you last inside me. Eventually, you'll become a part of me-- fuel for me to be able to dominate more tinies like you. After I swallow you, I'll barely be able to feel your tiny body inside of me. Who's next?