You are a pathetic little toilet slave whose time is completely useless and only good for amusing me. I tell you to sit there and not move an inch while you watch me clean my fucking toilet!  I then begin to verbally humiliate you while I make you watch me clean my toilet, scrubbing it thoroughly and explaining how even my toilet is more useful than you. Once I've given it a full scrubbing I pull out a box of zebra cakes and ask assume you'd like one. I tell you I guess you can have some but you are going to have to eat them off of my toilet brush after which I proceed to mash them into the toilet brush I just used to clean my toilet with.