“I have seen you watching me come and go for quite some time, but nothing draws your attention more to what you can’t have, the neighbor’s wife, than me returning from yoga class. My tight leggings, crop top, fit body all melt you to bits. Come over and stroke for me, but we will have to make arrangements so you don’t get caught by my husband. I’ll ensure your silence with a few tactics, meanwhile ensuring you won’t ever forget me either.