Puns. Word play. The ancient art of making people regret they know you, using only language. It's simple to know if you should be in this club, just ask yourself the following questions: Do you like the pained groans of others? Does their hate only fuel you? When you're asked why ducks have feathers do you just KNOW the answer, deep in your soul? If you've answered yes to the above then you should probably be in Pun Club. But, you're asking yourself, this description doesn't have any puns, do we really live that pun life? We ask you to consider - a true master does not have to boast or display their skill, for they are secure in its knowledge.