Self gratification
Just out of curiosity, on average, how often do you *ahem* take things into your own hands?  Clean the pipes?  Spank the monkey?  Engage in hand to gland combat?  MASTURBATE?  No judging; it's anonymous.  My inquiring mind wants to know.
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Never (in which case, why are you here?)
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A few times a year
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At least a few times a month
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Once a week
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2-6 times a week
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Daily
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Twice a day
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Three times a day
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4+ times a day
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