The short version is that I've been away for months because my health was very not-great. But in that amount of time it's like everything I ever thought "Hey this website could use...." is here now, so it's sort of like I traveled in time, except it feels like the last four months have been about a decade.

But I'm back now, just in time for my birthday, and after recovering an old hard drive that I thought was lost years ago, an extra birthday surprise: It's chock full of tons of my naughty pictures so expect soem sort of retrospective soon ;)

I'll leave you with this, circa 2006. The first (and I think maybe only) time anyone ever drew fan-art for me — and I cannot remember for the life of me whose art it is. If you recognize the artwork I'd love to credit the artist, but it may just be lost to history.

I know exactly what lingerie that is, too - it always looked so good around my ankles ;)

(If you desire to give me gifts or buy me a birthday beverage I would be absolutely delighted if I woke up to find any amount of offline tips fantasti and the rest of the wishlist/payment options are at my website)